~$ whoami
Everytime I try to define myself, I have to make an exception to it. But if I had to give myself an idenity, something I could hold on to so I feel special, I would say I am a hacker. Not necessarily a security hacker; a cracker, but more of the old defintion. A tinker. A messer of technology. A messer of ideas. Although that would make me a philosopher…
~/hacktivity
It seems like you're a security hacker though!
Sometimes that does carry over to the real haxx0r hacking. But my intention is to learn, and how I do that is by unlocking its secrets. And no I am not a cyber-criminal. There's a difference. The difference is I won't respond to CaN i HaZ iNsTa SiR???
Where can I call you for paid hacking services?
Sure, here: +1 (248) 434-5508
Can I hack your site?
I'm afraid it's already vulnerable... But good news! It won't be google dorked ;)
~/personal
Who are you in real life
I'm actually that person you think you know somewhere but you're not sure because if you go up to them, and they are actually a stranger, then that would be weird so you just causally stare instead.
~/deep_questions
What's the meaning of life?
37 [And that's not a random guess](https://www.33rdsquare.com/why-is-37-an-amazing-number/)